“The least exciting coin in your portfolio. Congrats?”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
Context (shown, not scored)
Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
Derivatives positioning from Binance futures. Shown as context — not part of the Poof Index.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0xda5e…bef6 | Explorer ↗ |
| BNB Smart Chain | 0x4747…deea | Explorer ↗ |
| Solana | WLFinE…C16g | Explorer ↗ |
| Exchange | Pair | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| WhiteBIT | WLFI/USDT | $2.0M | Trade ↗ |
| Bybit | WLFI/USDT | $1.5M | Trade ↗ |
| Binance | WLFI/USDT | $1.3M | Trade ↗ |
| GroveX | WLFI/USDT | $1.3M | Trade ↗ |
| OKX | WLFI/USDT | $1.0M | Trade ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Uniswap V4 (Ethereum) | Ethereum | WLFI / ETH 0.99% | $3.8M | $39,841.94 | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V3 | Ethereum | WLFI / USDT 1% | $1.4M | $21,236.06 | Pool ↗ |
| Byreal | Solana | WLFI / USDC | $161,075.52 | $13,192.22 | Pool ↗ |
Links go to third-party sites and are not an endorsement. Always check the contract address before trading.