“Your grandma would approve. That should worry you.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
Context (shown, not scored)
Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0x9252…4f59 | Explorer ↗ |
| TRON | TFptbW…82Bt | Explorer ↗ |
| Exchange | Pair | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| WhiteBIT | WBT/USDT | $5.7M | Trade ↗ |
| Kraken | WBT/EUR | $66,132.00 | Trade ↗ |
| MEXC | WBT/USDT | $58,663.00 | Trade ↗ |
| Bitfinex | WHBT/USD | $25,618.00 | Trade ↗ |
| Kanga Global | WBT/USDC | $7,248.89 | Trade ↗ |
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