“So stable it's almost sad.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
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Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0x699c…f753 | Explorer ↗ |
| Arbitrum One | 0x6fbb…b74b | Explorer ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Uniswap V4 (Ethereum) | Ethereum | VSN / USDC 0.75% | $3.0M | $54,064.25 | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V4 (Ethereum) | Ethereum | VSN / ETH 0.75% | $1.5M | $38,186.31 | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V4 (Arbitrum) | Arbitrum One | VSN / USDC 0.35% | $1.0M | $24,040.11 | Pool ↗ |
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