“The least exciting coin in your portfolio. Congrats?”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
Context (shown, not scored)
Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
Derivatives positioning from Binance futures. Shown as context — not part of the Poof Index.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0x44ff…bf73 | Explorer ↗ |
| Solana | 3iQL8B…yr9y | Explorer ↗ |
| Base | 0x0b3e…7e1b | Explorer ↗ |
| Arc | 0x8c42…42b7 | |
| Robinhood | 0xc691…9c31 |
| Exchange | Pair | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| HTX | VIRTUAL/USDT | $12.3M | Trade ↗ |
| Binance | VIRTUAL/USDT | $5.2M | Trade ↗ |
| Upbit | VIRTUAL/KRW | $4.3M | Trade ↗ |
| Aivora Exchange | VIRTUAL/USDT | $3.8M | Trade ↗ |
| Bithumb | VIRTUAL/KRW | $3.3M | Trade ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Aerodrome (Base) | Base | VIRTUAL / WETH | $4.6M | $77,972.75 | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V2 (Base) | Base | TIBBIR / VIRTUAL | $3.1M | $39,733.80 | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V2 (Base) | Base | VIRTUAL / WETH | $1.4M | $73,280.32 | Pool ↗ |
Links go to third-party sites and are not an endorsement. Always check the contract address before trading.