“So stable it's almost sad.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
Context (shown, not scored)
Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
Derivatives positioning from Binance futures. Shown as context — not part of the Poof Index.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Base | 0xacfe…21bf | Explorer ↗ |
| Exchange | Pair | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| Coinbase Exchange | VVV/USD | $6.5M | Trade ↗ |
| Bybit | VVV/USDT | $5.9M | Trade ↗ |
| Gate | VVV/USDT | $2.9M | Trade ↗ |
| OrangeX | VVV/USDT | $2.0M | Trade ↗ |
| Kraken | VVV/USD | $1.8M | Trade ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Aerodrome (Base) | Base | VVV / WETH | $15.1M | $1.7M | Pool ↗ |
| Aerodrome (Base) | Base | VVV / DIEM | $7.9M | $50,987.83 | Pool ↗ |
| Aerodrome Slipstream 3 | Base | VVV / DIEM 0.086% | $5.8M | $485,730.77 | Pool ↗ |
Links go to third-party sites and are not an endorsement. Always check the contract address before trading.