“Your grandma would approve. That should worry you.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
Context (shown, not scored)
Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
Derivatives positioning from Binance futures. Shown as context — not part of the Poof Index.
| Exchange | Pair | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| Binance | VET/USDT | $1.3M | Trade ↗ |
| BTCC | VET/USDT | $664,339.00 | Trade ↗ |
| XT.COM | VET/USDT | $443,573.00 | Trade ↗ |
| Coinbase Exchange | VET/USD | $433,426.00 | Trade ↗ |
| Hotcoin | VET/USDT | $371,723.00 | Trade ↗ |
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