“The least exciting coin in your portfolio. Congrats?”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
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Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0x73a1…acf5 | Explorer ↗ |
| BNB Smart Chain | 0x758a…a270 | Explorer ↗ |
| Base | 0x758a…a270 | Explorer ↗ |
| Arbitrum One | 0x35f1…6850 | Explorer ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Uniswap V3 | Ethereum | USD0++ / USD0 0.01% | $3.4M | $475,423.09 | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V3 | Ethereum | USD0 / USDC 0.01% | $1.9M | $483,630.78 | Pool ↗ |
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