“So stable it's almost sad.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
Context (shown, not scored)
Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0xdc03…384f | Explorer ↗ |
| Solana | USDSwr…TwcA | Explorer ↗ |
| Base | 0x820c…21dc | Explorer ↗ |
| Arbitrum One | 0x6491…876b | Explorer ↗ |
| Exchange | Pair | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| LBank | USDS/USDT | $1.1M | Trade ↗ |
| Binance | USDS/USDT | $439,373.00 | Trade ↗ |
| Toobit | USDS/USDT | $253,120.00 | Trade ↗ |
| Coinbase Exchange | USDS/USD | $197,110.00 | Trade ↗ |
| MEXC | USDS/USDT | $63,916.00 | Trade ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Uniswap V4 (Ethereum) | Ethereum | PYUSD / USDS | $91.6M | $37.8M | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V4 (Ethereum) | Ethereum | USDT / USDS | $45.9M | $94.3M | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V4 (Ethereum) | Ethereum | RLUSD / USDS | $27.5M | $20.3M | Pool ↗ |
Links go to third-party sites and are not an endorsement. Always check the contract address before trading.