“The least exciting coin in your portfolio. Congrats?”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
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Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0x0a1a…82ef | Explorer ↗ |
| Base | 0x0a1a…82ef | Explorer ↗ |
| Arbitrum One | 0x0a1a…82ef | Explorer ↗ |
| Plasma | 0x0a1a…82ef |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fluid (Arbitrum) | Arbitrum One | USDai / USDC | $4.1M | $259,687.70 | Pool ↗ |
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