“Your grandma would approve. That should worry you.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
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Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0x8d0d…8b0d | Explorer ↗ |
| BNB Smart Chain | 0x8d0d…8b0d | Explorer ↗ |
| Solana | USD1tt…EmuB | Explorer ↗ |
| TRON | TPFqcB…R6Rc | Explorer ↗ |
| Aptos | 0x05fa…37d2 | Explorer ↗ |
| Mantle | 0x1111…db61 | Explorer ↗ |
| Monad | 0x1111…db61 | |
| Morph L2 | 0x1111…db61 |
| Plume Network | 0x1111…db61 |
| Exchange | Pair | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| Binance | USD1/USDT | $48.5M | Trade ↗ |
| BTCC | USD1/USDT | $24.1M | Trade ↗ |
| DigiFinex | USD1/USDT | $18.8M | Trade ↗ |
| Tapbit | USD1/USDT | $13.1M | Trade ↗ |
| OrangeX | USD1/USDT | $11.9M | Trade ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Pancakeswap V2 (BSC) | BNB Smart Chain | AGX / USD1 | $20.4M | $1.4M | Pool ↗ |
| Curve | Ethereum | USD1 / crv2pool | $10.0M | $24,773.33 | Pool ↗ |
| Raydium (CLMM) | Solana | USD1 / USDC | $9.9M | $1.8M | Pool ↗ |
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