“Even the chart looks bored.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
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Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
Derivatives positioning from Binance futures. Shown as context — not part of the Poof Index.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0xa0b8…eb48 | Explorer ↗ |
| Solana | EPjFWd…Dt1v | Explorer ↗ |
| Base | 0x8335…2913 | Explorer ↗ |
| Arbitrum One | 0xaf88…5831 | Explorer ↗ |
| Polygon | 0x3c49…3359 | Explorer ↗ |
| Avalanche | 0xb97e…8a6e | Explorer ↗ |
| Optimism | 0x0b2c…ff85 | Explorer ↗ |
| TRON | TEkxiT…rdz8 | Explorer ↗ |
| Sui | 0xdba3…USDC | Explorer ↗ |
| Aptos | 0xbae2…6f3b | Explorer ↗ |
| HyperEVM | 0xb883…630f | Explorer ↗ |
| Sonic | 0x2921…8894 | Explorer ↗ |
| NEAR | 172086…33a1 | Explorer ↗ |
| zkSync Era | 0x1d17…38d4 | Explorer ↗ |
| Unichain | 0x078d…7ad6 | Explorer ↗ |
| Sei | 0xe15f…2392 | Explorer ↗ |
| Cronos | 0x3d7f…9d2d | Explorer ↗ |
| Celo | 0xceba…118c | Explorer ↗ |
| World Chain | 0x79a0…24d1 | Explorer ↗ |
| Algorand | 31566704 | |
| Arc | 0x3600…0000 | |
| Hedera Hashgraph | 0.0.456858 | |
| Hyperliquid | 0x6d1e…e054 | |
| Injective | 0xa00c…235a | |
| Ink | 0x2d27…eaed | |
| Monad | 0x7547…b603 | |
| Morph L2 | 0xcfb1…372b | |
| Pharos | 0xc879…1815 | |
| Plasma | 0x2d66…f67f | |
| Plume Network | 0x2223…a7af | |
| Polkadot | 1337 | |
| Starknet | 0x0330…35fb | |
| Stellar | CCW67T…MI75 | |
| X Layer | 0xb6ce…3061 | |
| Xdc Network | 0xfa29…8eb1 | |
| Xrp | 555344…uWhE |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Curve | Ethereum | DAI / USDC / USDT | $159.0M | $6.6M | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V3 (Base) | Base | WETH / USDC 0.3% | $147.7M | $85.5M | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V3 | Ethereum | WETH / USDC 0.05% | $85.3M | $42.7M | Pool ↗ |
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