“So stable it's almost sad.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
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Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0xce24…6666 | Explorer ↗ |
| BNB Smart Chain | 0xce24…6666 | Explorer ↗ |
| TRON | TFNirp…oeFJ | Explorer ↗ |
| Robinhood | 0xce24…6666 |
| Exchange | Pair | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| Binance | BTC/U | $21.0M | Trade ↗ |
| LBank | U/USDT | $1.3M | Trade ↗ |
| MEXC | U/USDT | $56,745.00 | Trade ↗ |
| Gate | U/USDT | $30,971.00 | Trade ↗ |
| BTSE | U/USDT | $11,637.75 | Trade ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Pancakeswap V3 (BSC) | BNB Smart Chain | U / USDT 0.01% | $19.0M | $1.7M | Pool ↗ |
| Pancakeswap V3 (BSC) | BNB Smart Chain | U / WBNB 0.05% | $3.7M | $1.6M | Pool ↗ |
| Pancakeswap Infinity (CLMM) | BNB Smart Chain | pPOLY / U 0.007% | $2.5M | $6.5M | Pool ↗ |
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