“So stable it's almost sad.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
Context (shown, not scored)
Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
Derivatives positioning from Binance futures. Shown as context — not part of the Poof Index.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0x1f98…f984 | Explorer ↗ |
| BNB Smart Chain | 0xbf51…e9b1 | Explorer ↗ |
| Arbitrum One | 0xfa7f…f7f0 | Explorer ↗ |
| Polygon | 0xb33e…180f | Explorer ↗ |
| Avalanche | 0x8eba…8580 | Explorer ↗ |
| Optimism | 0x6fd9…6691 | Explorer ↗ |
| NEAR | 1f9840…near | Explorer ↗ |
| Unichain | 0x8f18…ea21 | Explorer ↗ |
| Gnosis | 0x4537…9d74 | Explorer ↗ |
| Energi | 0x665b…6007 | |
| Harmony Shard 0 | 0x90d8…89b6 | |
| Huobi Token | 0x22c5…46e6 | |
| Sora | 0x009b…b08c |
| Exchange | Pair | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| Websea | UNI/USDT | $85.0M | Trade ↗ |
| Binance | UNI/USDT | $43.8M | Trade ↗ |
| BitDelta | UNI/USDT | $41.9M | Trade ↗ |
| BTCC | UNI/USDT | $22.0M | Trade ↗ |
| KuCoin | UNI/USDT | $20.8M | Trade ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Uniswap V3 | Ethereum | UNI / WETH 0.3% | $13.3M | $1.7M | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V4 (Ethereum) | Ethereum | UNI / ETH 0.3% | $8.2M | $929,292.67 | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V4 (Ethereum) | Ethereum | USDC / UNI 0.3% | $4.8M | $422,968.85 | Pool ↗ |
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