“Even the chart looks bored.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
Context (shown, not scored)
Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
Derivatives positioning from Binance futures. Shown as context — not part of the Poof Index.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0x6944…bcc8 | Explorer ↗ |
| BNB Smart Chain | 0x40b8…6fde | Explorer ↗ |
| Exchange | Pair | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| BitDelta | UB/USDT | $8.1M | Trade ↗ |
| Biconomy.com | UB/USDT | $192,218.00 | Trade ↗ |
| Gate | UB/USDT | $122,871.00 | Trade ↗ |
| Tothemoon | UB/USDC | $120,551.00 | Trade ↗ |
| MEXC | UB/USDT | $97,150.00 | Trade ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Pancakeswap V3 (BSC) | BNB Smart Chain | UB / USDC 0.01% | $3.7M | $2.7M | Pool ↗ |
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