“So stable it's almost sad.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
Context (shown, not scored)
Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
Derivatives positioning from Binance futures. Shown as context — not part of the Poof Index.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| BNB Smart Chain | 0x4b0f…8003 | Explorer ↗ |
| Binancecoin | TWT-8C2 | |
| Energi | 0xfaa0…bfe3 |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Pancakeswap V3 (BSC) | BNB Smart Chain | TWT / WBNB 0.25% | $570,487.64 | $110,253.84 | Pool ↗ |
| Pancakeswap V1 (BSC) | BNB Smart Chain | TWT / WBNB | $347,670.97 | $37,170.78 | Pool ↗ |
| Pancakeswap V2 (BSC) | BNB Smart Chain | TWT / WBNB | $347,305.52 | $31,735.91 | Pool ↗ |
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