“Your grandma would approve. That should worry you.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
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Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0x0000…b376 | Explorer ↗ |
| BNB Smart Chain | 0x40af…11c9 | Explorer ↗ |
| Avalanche | 0x1c20…59eb | Explorer ↗ |
| TRON | TUpMhE…C1F4 | Explorer ↗ |
| Binancecoin | TUSDB-888 |
| Exchange | Pair | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| GroveX | TUSD/USDT | $7.1M | Trade ↗ |
| SAFEbit | TUSD/TRY | $2.8M | Trade ↗ |
| WhiteBIT | WBT/TUSD | $2.6M | Trade ↗ |
| Poloniex | TUSD/USDT | $402,575.00 | Trade ↗ |
| LATOKEN | TUSD/USDT | $240,726.00 | Trade ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Pancakeswap V3 (BSC) | BNB Smart Chain | TUSD / USDT 0.01% | $995,889.06 | $20,965.24 | Pool ↗ |
| Pancakeswap V2 (BSC) | BNB Smart Chain | TUSD / WIN | $505,676.33 | $28,725.03 | Pool ↗ |
Links go to third-party sites and are not an endorsement. Always check the contract address before trading.