“Trust, but keep the exit door open.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
Context (shown, not scored)
Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
Derivatives positioning from Binance futures. Shown as context — not part of the Poof Index.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0x3845…a5d0 | Explorer ↗ |
| Base | 0xac53…2dcf | Explorer ↗ |
| Polygon | 0xbbba…5683 | Explorer ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Uniswap V2 | Ethereum | SAND / WETH | $422,753.39 | $21,617.82 | Pool ↗ |
| Quickswap | Polygon | SAND / WPOL | $224,396.51 | $22,463.93 | Pool ↗ |
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