“Even the chart looks bored.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
Context (shown, not scored)
Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
Derivatives positioning from Binance futures. Shown as context — not part of the Poof Index.
Native coin of its own chain.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0x582d…def1 | Explorer ↗ |
| BNB Smart Chain | 0x76a7…220f | Explorer ↗ |
| TON | EQAAAA…AM9c | Explorer ↗ |
| Exchange | Pair | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| Binance | GRAM/USDT | $6.1M | Trade ↗ |
| Bybit | GRAM/USDT | $3.9M | Trade ↗ |
| Websea | GRAM/USDT | $3.3M | Trade ↗ |
| OKX | GRAM/USDT | $2.5M | Trade ↗ |
| Gate | GRAM/USDT | $1.9M | Trade ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ston.fi | TON | USD₮ / TON | $5.1M | $390,026.02 | Pool ↗ |
| Ston.fi (V2) | TON | USD₮ / TON | $5.0M | $1.8M | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V3 | Ethereum | TONCOIN / WETH 1% | $769,408.59 | $11,113.90 | Pool ↗ |
Links go to third-party sites and are not an endorsement. Always check the contract address before trading.