“Nothing to see here. Literally nothing.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
Context (shown, not scored)
Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
Derivatives positioning from Binance futures. Shown as context — not part of the Poof Index.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0xc944…44a7 | Explorer ↗ |
| Arbitrum One | 0x9623…88c7 | Explorer ↗ |
| Polygon | 0x5fe2…5531 | Explorer ↗ |
| Avalanche | 0x8a0c…5cb9 | Explorer ↗ |
| NEAR | c944e9…near | Explorer ↗ |
| Energi | 0x7715…aad5 | |
| Harmony Shard 0 | 0x002f…88ff | |
| Sora | 0x00d1…8355 |
| Exchange | Pair | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| HTX | GRT/USDT | $1.7M | Trade ↗ |
| Binance | GRT/USDT | $1.3M | Trade ↗ |
| BitDelta | GRT/USDT | $1.2M | Trade ↗ |
| BTCC | GRT/USDT | $630,907.00 | Trade ↗ |
| Poloniex | GRT/USDT | $464,255.00 | Trade ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Uniswap V3 (Arbitrum) | Arbitrum One | GRT / WETH 0.3% | $499,575.55 | $101,066.65 | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V2 | Ethereum | GRT / WETH | $160,383.94 | $17,227.99 | Pool ↗ |
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