“Even the chart looks bored.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
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Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0xdac1…1ec7 | Explorer ↗ |
| Solana | Es9vMF…wNYB | Explorer ↗ |
| Avalanche | 0x9702…a8c7 | Explorer ↗ |
| TRON | TR7NHq…Lj6t | Explorer ↗ |
| Aptos | 0x357b…dc2b | Explorer ↗ |
| TON | EQCxE6…_sDs | Explorer ↗ |
| NEAR | usdt.t…near | Explorer ↗ |
| Celo | 0x4806…3d5e | Explorer ↗ |
| Kava | 0x919c…109c | |
| Klay Token | 0xd077…4fdb | |
| Tezos | KT1XnT…WR8o |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sunswap V3 | TRON | USDT / WTRX 0.05% | $186.1M | $29.4M | Pool ↗ |
| Curve | Ethereum | DAI / USDC / USDT | $159.0M | $6.6M | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V3 | Ethereum | WETH / USDT 0.3% | $95.0M | $29.2M | Pool ↗ |
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