“Nothing to see here. Literally nothing.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
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Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0x64d0…2224 | Explorer ↗ |
| Solana | 3dQTr7…vi3Z | Explorer ↗ |
| Energi | 0x5666…bee3 |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Orca | Solana | BORG / SOL | $486,745.89 | $118,393.79 | Pool ↗ |
| Orca | Solana | BORG / USDC | $166,891.13 | $97,466.75 | Pool ↗ |
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