“Your grandma would approve. That should worry you.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
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Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0x1aad…77f3 | Explorer ↗ |
| Solana | Xs78JE…sidH | Explorer ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Raydium (CLMM) | Solana | STRCx / USDC | $206,274.37 | $185,181.01 | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V4 (Ethereum) | Ethereum | strcx / USDC 0.089% | $102,219.60 | $18,915.33 | Pool ↗ |
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