“Your grandma would approve. That should worry you.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
Context (shown, not scored)
Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
Derivatives positioning from Binance futures. Shown as context — not part of the Poof Index.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Stellar | CAS3J7…OWMA |
| Exchange | Pair | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| Poloniex | XLM/USDT | $7.2M | Trade ↗ |
| Binance | XLM/USDT | $5.2M | Trade ↗ |
| CoinUp.io | XLM/USDT | $5.1M | Trade ↗ |
| Azbit | XLM/USDT | $4.9M | Trade ↗ |
| Coinbase International Exchange | XLM/USDC | $4.7M | Trade ↗ |
Links go to third-party sites and are not an endorsement. Always check the contract address before trading.