“Not a red flag yet. More of a salmon flag.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
Context (shown, not scored)
Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
Derivatives positioning from Binance futures. Shown as context — not part of the Poof Index.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| BNB Smart Chain | 0x011e…075f | Explorer ↗ |
| HyperEVM | 0xa51d…ed56 | Explorer ↗ |
| Hyperliquid | 0xec43…c686 | |
| Stable | 0x0000…1003 |
| Exchange | Pair | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| LBank | STABLE/USDT | $6.7M | Trade ↗ |
| Hotcoin | STABLE/USDT | $803,978.00 | Trade ↗ |
| Bybit | STABLE/USDT | $218,600.00 | Trade ↗ |
| BloFin | STABLE/USDT | $145,531.00 | Trade ↗ |
| MEXC | STABLE/USDT | $108,303.00 | Trade ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Pancakeswap V3 (BSC) | BNB Smart Chain | STABLE / USDT 0.01% | $863,696.65 | $855,609.93 | Pool ↗ |
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