“Nothing to see here. Literally nothing.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
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Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0x5f78…5ff2 | Explorer ↗ |
| Solana | DghpMk…GG52 | Explorer ↗ |
| Stellar | CANKBY…7KFH | |
| Xrp | 455552…t4UL |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Uniswap V3 | Ethereum | EUROC / EURCV 0.01% | $5.6M | $330,845.04 | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V3 | Ethereum | EURCV / USDC 0.05% | $3.3M | $205,082.99 | Pool ↗ |
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