“The least exciting coin in your portfolio. Congrats?”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
Context (shown, not scored)
Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
Derivatives positioning from Binance futures. Shown as context — not part of the Poof Index.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0x5607…9279 | Explorer ↗ |
| Hydration | asset_…0795 |
| Exchange | Pair | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| Binance | SKY/USDT | $2.0M | Trade ↗ |
| Toobit | SKY/USDT | $618,849.00 | Trade ↗ |
| Phemex | SKY/USDT | $550,166.00 | Trade ↗ |
| CoinW | SKY/USDT | $524,872.00 | Trade ↗ |
| Bybit | SKY/USDT | $421,900.00 | Trade ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Uniswap V2 | Ethereum | USDS / SKY | $9.4M | $703,184.61 | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V3 | Ethereum | SKY / WETH 0.3% | $1.8M | $350,457.40 | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V4 (Ethereum) | Ethereum | SKY / USDC 0.3% | $853,033.40 | $743,553.25 | Pool ↗ |
Links go to third-party sites and are not an endorsement. Always check the contract address before trading.