“So stable it's almost sad.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
Context (shown, not scored)
Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
Derivatives positioning from Binance futures. Shown as context — not part of the Poof Index.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0x95ad…c4ce | Explorer ↗ |
| Exchange | Pair | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| BitDelta | SHIB/USDT | $15.8M | Trade ↗ |
| KuCoin | SHIB/USDT | $2.7M | Trade ↗ |
| Poloniex | SHIB/USDT | $2.3M | Trade ↗ |
| SAFEbit | SHIB/TRY | $1.8M | Trade ↗ |
| Binance | SHIB/USDT | $1.7M | Trade ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Shibaswap | Ethereum | SHIB / WETH | $2.8M | $69,195.36 | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V2 | Ethereum | SHIB / WETH | $575,027.70 | $14,485.69 | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V3 | Ethereum | SHIB / WETH 0.3% | $299,107.59 | $29,329.02 | Pool ↗ |
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