“Even the chart looks bored.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
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Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0xcbad…6992 | Explorer ↗ |
| Base | 0x0bb7…c059 | Explorer ↗ |
| Arbitrum One | 0x0c70…479c | Explorer ↗ |
| Polygon | 0x6f64…3dc5 | Explorer ↗ |
| Starknet | 0x035b…725a | |
| Stellar | CDGSC6…GQHX |
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