“Even the chart looks bored.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
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Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0x8292…17ed | Explorer ↗ |
| Xrp | 524C55…m5De |
| Exchange | Pair | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| Binance | RLUSD/USDT | $13.3M | Trade ↗ |
| Bullish | XRP/RLUSD | $9.8M | Trade ↗ |
| Bybit | RLUSD/USDT | $9.2M | Trade ↗ |
| First Ledger | 524C5553440000000000000000000000/XRP | $689,196.00 | |
| Sologenic | XRP/RLUSD | $561,556.00 | Trade ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Curve | Ethereum | USDC / RLUSD | $54.7M | $804,851.28 | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V4 (Ethereum) | Ethereum | RLUSD / USDS | $27.3M | $20.3M | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V3 | Ethereum | RLUSD / USDC 0.01% | $2.4M | $1.2M | Pool ↗ |
Links go to third-party sites and are not an endorsement. Always check the contract address before trading.