“Nothing to see here. Literally nothing.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
Context (shown, not scored)
Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
Derivatives positioning from Binance futures. Shown as context — not part of the Poof Index.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0x6de0…eb24 | Explorer ↗ |
| Solana | rndriz…HBof | Explorer ↗ |
| Exchange | Pair | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| BitDelta | RENDER/USDT | $16.4M | Trade ↗ |
| Binance | RENDER/USDT | $3.7M | Trade ↗ |
| BTCC | RENDER/USDT | $1.9M | Trade ↗ |
| BloFin | RENDER/USDT | $1.6M | Trade ↗ |
| Coinbase Exchange | RENDER/USD | $1.5M | Trade ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Raydium (CLMM) | Solana | RENDER / SOL 0.25% | $435,790.42 | $1.1M | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V2 | Ethereum | RNDR / WETH | $401,869.94 | $91,820.23 | Pool ↗ |
| Orca | Solana | RENDER / SOL | $308,565.46 | $230,495.75 | Pool ↗ |
Links go to third-party sites and are not an endorsement. Always check the contract address before trading.