“The least exciting coin in your portfolio. Congrats?”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
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Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0x5086…0c72 | Explorer ↗ |
| BNB Smart Chain | 0xba94…fb60 | Explorer ↗ |
| Solana | 2uxaYT…iirT | Explorer ↗ |
| Base | 0x7d21…cfea | Explorer ↗ |
| Arbitrum One | 0x76ce…5609 | Explorer ↗ |
| Avalanche | 0x180a…25bf | Explorer ↗ |
| Ink | 0x5bcf…05d6 |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fluid (Ethereum) | Ethereum | reUSD / USDT | $25.1M | $4.5M | Pool ↗ |
| Jup Lend AMM | Solana | JupUSD / reUSD | $5.8M | $100,089.22 | Pool ↗ |
| Curve | Ethereum | reUSD / sUSDe | $2.3M | $201,799.97 | Pool ↗ |
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