“Even the chart looks bored.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
Context (shown, not scored)
Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
Derivatives positioning from Binance futures. Shown as context — not part of the Poof Index.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0x4a22…4675 | Explorer ↗ |
| Energi | 0x462b…4965 |
| Exchange | Pair | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| Binance | QNT/USDT | $21.2M | Trade ↗ |
| Coinbase Exchange | QNT/USD | $17.2M | Trade ↗ |
| Kraken | QNT/USD | $10.8M | Trade ↗ |
| KuCoin | QNT/USDT | $5.8M | Trade ↗ |
| Niza.io | QNT/USD | $5.4M | Trade ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Uniswap V4 (Ethereum) | Ethereum | QNT / USDC 0.3% | $1.3M | $1.1M | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V3 | Ethereum | QNT / WETH 0.3% | $867,055.61 | $686,121.87 | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V2 | Ethereum | QNT / WETH | $123,742.89 | $13,777.52 | Pool ↗ |
Links go to third-party sites and are not an endorsement. Always check the contract address before trading.