“The least exciting coin in your portfolio. Congrats?”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
Context (shown, not scored)
Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
Derivatives positioning from Binance futures. Shown as context — not part of the Poof Index.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Solana | HZ1Jov…BCt3 | Explorer ↗ |
| Manta Pacific | 0x90e9…6917 | |
| Neon Evm | 0x0575…6137 |
| Exchange | Pair | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| Binance | PYTH/USDT | $13.6M | Trade ↗ |
| Aivora Exchange | PYTH/USDT | $8.2M | Trade ↗ |
| BTCC | PYTH/USDT | $6.8M | Trade ↗ |
| LBank | PYTH/USDT | $4.5M | Trade ↗ |
| Biconomy.com | PYTH/USDT | $4.1M | Trade ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Raydium (CLMM) | Solana | PYTH / SOL 0.25% | $412,021.75 | $1.4M | Pool ↗ |
| Orca | Solana | PYTH / SOL | $74,982.31 | $625,232.78 | Pool ↗ |
| Raydium (CLMM) | Solana | JUP / PYTH 1% | $56,706.06 | $26,302.80 | Pool ↗ |
Links go to third-party sites and are not an endorsement. Always check the contract address before trading.