“The least exciting coin in your portfolio. Congrats?”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
Context (shown, not scored)
Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
Derivatives positioning from Binance futures. Shown as context — not part of the Poof Index.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Solana | pumpCm…9Dfn | Explorer ↗ |
| Exchange | Pair | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| Binance | PUMP/USDT | $16.0M | Trade ↗ |
| MEXC | PUMP/USDT | $12.1M | Trade ↗ |
| Azbit | PUMP/USDT | $9.7M | Trade ↗ |
| WhiteBIT | PUMP/USDT | $7.1M | Trade ↗ |
| Bybit | PUMP/USDT | $7.1M | Trade ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| PumpSwap | Solana | PUMP / USDC | $24.5M | $6.9M | Pool ↗ |
| Orca | Solana | PUMP / SOL | $2.1M | $9.8M | Pool ↗ |
| Meteora | Solana | PUMP / USDC | $1.9M | $1.5M | Pool ↗ |
Links go to third-party sites and are not an endorsement. Always check the contract address before trading.