“The least exciting coin in your portfolio. Congrats?”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
Context (shown, not scored)
Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
Derivatives positioning from Binance futures. Shown as context — not part of the Poof Index.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0x6418…8847 | Explorer ↗ |
| BNB Smart Chain | 0x6418…8847 | Explorer ↗ |
| Solana | 2zMMhc…uauv | Explorer ↗ |
| HyperEVM | 0xfa44…8c14 | Explorer ↗ |
| Abstract | 0x9ebe…ba62 | |
| Hyperliquid | 0x1765…8e86 | |
| Robinhood | 0x74be…625f |
| Exchange | Pair | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| Bullish | PENGU/USDT | $33.7M | Trade ↗ |
| Aivora Exchange | PENGU/USDT | $16.4M | Trade ↗ |
| BitDelta | PENGU/USDT | $15.7M | Trade ↗ |
| Binance | PENGU/USDT | $10.5M | Trade ↗ |
| BTCC | PENGU/USDT | $5.2M | Trade ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Meteora | Solana | PENGU / USDC | $3.6M | $772,516.54 | Pool ↗ |
| Orca | Solana | PENGU / SOL | $3.4M | $727,784.66 | Pool ↗ |
| PumpSwap | Solana | PENGU / SOL | $1.4M | $58,258.49 | Pool ↗ |
Links go to third-party sites and are not an endorsement. Always check the contract address before trading.