“Even the chart looks bored.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
Context (shown, not scored)
Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
Derivatives positioning from Binance futures. Shown as context — not part of the Poof Index.
Native coin of its own chain.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0x455e…c3f6 | Explorer ↗ |
| Polygon | 0x0000…1010 | Explorer ↗ |
| Exchange | Pair | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| BitDelta | POL/USDT | $18.6M | Trade ↗ |
| Binance | POL/USDT | $6.1M | Trade ↗ |
| BTCC | POL/USDT | $3.0M | Trade ↗ |
| CoinW | POL/USDT | $2.7M | Trade ↗ |
| Deepcoin | POL/USDT | $2.0M | Trade ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Uniswap V3 | Ethereum | POL / WETH 0.3% | $37,240.87 | $19,320.64 | Pool ↗ |
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