“So stable it's almost sad.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
Context (shown, not scored)
Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
Derivatives positioning from Binance futures. Shown as context — not part of the Poof Index.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0x6982…1933 | Explorer ↗ |
| BNB Smart Chain | 0x25d8…bb00 | Explorer ↗ |
| Arbitrum One | 0x25d8…bb00 | Explorer ↗ |
| Avalanche | 0xa659…be6d | Explorer ↗ |
| Exchange | Pair | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| FameEX | PEPE/USDT | $46.8M | Trade ↗ |
| BitDelta | PEPE/USDT | $20.8M | Trade ↗ |
| Binance | PEPE/USDT | $15.1M | Trade ↗ |
| BloFin | PEPE/USDT | $8.3M | Trade ↗ |
| BTCC | PEPE/USDT | $7.6M | Trade ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Uniswap V2 | Ethereum | PEPE / WETH | $28.3M | $1.2M | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V3 | Ethereum | PEPE / WETH 0.3% | $2.2M | $84,928.67 | Pool ↗ |
| Pancakeswap V3 (BSC) | BNB Smart Chain | PEPE / WBNB 1% | $284,137.02 | $18,819.83 | Pool ↗ |
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