“The least exciting coin in your portfolio. Congrats?”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
Context (shown, not scored)
Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
Derivatives positioning from Binance futures. Shown as context — not part of the Poof Index.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0x8085…a827 | Explorer ↗ |
| BNB Smart Chain | 0xb3ed…d507 | Explorer ↗ |
| Base | 0xa99f…eb3e | Explorer ↗ |
| Arbitrum One | 0x0c88…c9e8 | Explorer ↗ |
| Optimism | 0xbc7b…66e1 | Explorer ↗ |
| HyperEVM | 0xd6eb…205a | Explorer ↗ |
| Sonic | 0xf1ef…a74b | Explorer ↗ |
| Berachain | 0xff9c…aef6 | Explorer ↗ |
| Monad | 0x5e49…2e0e | |
| Robinhood | 0x5e49…2e0e |
| Exchange | Pair | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| BitDelta | PENDLE/USDT | $24.4M | Trade ↗ |
| BloFin | PENDLE/USDT | $3.6M | Trade ↗ |
| Binance | PENDLE/USDT | $3.0M | Trade ↗ |
| Hotcoin | PENDLE/USDT | $2.4M | Trade ↗ |
| BTCC | PENDLE/USDT | $1.5M | Trade ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Camelot | Arbitrum One | PENDLE / WETH | $2.2M | $63,522.10 | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V3 (Arbitrum) | Arbitrum One | PENDLE / WETH 0.3% | $1.0M | $159,215.16 | Pool ↗ |
| Pancakeswap V3 (BSC) | BNB Smart Chain | PENDLE / WBNB 1% | $703,546.10 | $43,766.65 | Pool ↗ |
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