“Even the chart looks bored.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
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Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0x6c3e…a0e8 | Explorer ↗ |
| Solana | 2b1kV6…4GXo | Explorer ↗ |
| Arbitrum One | 0x4685…6984 | Explorer ↗ |
| Polygon | 0x99af…0750 | Explorer ↗ |
| Ink | 0x142c…faef | |
| Stellar | CCCRWH…HGU2 | |
| X Layer | 0x87b4…06b4 |
| Exchange | Pair | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| Hotcoin | PYUSD/USDT | $1.1M | Trade ↗ |
| Manifest | 2B1KV6DKPANXD5IXFNXCPJXMKWQJJAYM/2U1TSZSEQZ3QBWF3UNGPFC8TZMK2TDIW | $698,231.00 | Trade ↗ |
| Gate | PYUSD/USDT | $425,701.00 | Trade ↗ |
| BitDelta | PYUSD/USDT | $268,811.00 | Trade ↗ |
| Bullish | BTC/PYUSD | $228,094.00 | Trade ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Uniswap V4 (Ethereum) | Ethereum | PYUSD / USDS | $90.7M | $36.4M | Pool ↗ |
| Orca | Solana | PYUSD / USDC | $16.7M | $9.4M | Pool ↗ |
| Curve | Ethereum | PYUSD / USDC | $15.9M | $254,365.82 | Pool ↗ |
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