“Even the chart looks bored.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
Context (shown, not scored)
Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
Derivatives positioning from Binance futures. Shown as context — not part of the Poof Index.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0x4580…af78 | Explorer ↗ |
| Exchange | Pair | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| GroveX | PAXG/USDT | $13.0M | Trade ↗ |
| Binance | PAXG/USDT | $7.8M | Trade ↗ |
| Hotcoin | PAXG/USDT | $7.0M | Trade ↗ |
| BTCC | PAXG/USDT | $3.9M | Trade ↗ |
| XT.COM | PAXG/USDT | $3.8M | Trade ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Uniswap V2 | Ethereum | PAXG / WETH | $15.3M | $360,125.69 | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V3 | Ethereum | PAXG / XAUt 0.01% | $5.8M | $1.7M | Pool ↗ |
| Fluid (Ethereum) | Ethereum | PAXG / XAUt | $2.3M | $57,738.14 | Pool ↗ |
Links go to third-party sites and are not an endorsement. Always check the contract address before trading.