“Even the chart looks bored.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
Context (shown, not scored)
Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
Derivatives positioning from Binance futures. Shown as context — not part of the Poof Index.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0x1526…c898 | Explorer ↗ |
| BNB Smart Chain | 0x0e09…ce82 | Explorer ↗ |
| Solana | 4qQeZ5…89HL | Explorer ↗ |
| Base | 0x3055…13a1 | Explorer ↗ |
| Arbitrum One | 0x1b89…ba2c | Explorer ↗ |
| Aptos | 0x159d…eOFT | Explorer ↗ |
| Linea | 0x0d1e…efbe | Explorer ↗ |
| zkSync Era | 0x3a28…cecd | Explorer ↗ |
| Opbnb | 0x2779…2d1c | |
| Polygon Zkevm | 0x0d1e…efbe |
| Exchange | Pair | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| BitDelta | CAKE/USDT | $24.8M | Trade ↗ |
| GroveX | CAKE/USDT | $6.6M | Trade ↗ |
| Binance | CAKE/USDT | $5.6M | Trade ↗ |
| Bybit | CAKE/USDT | $2.9M | Trade ↗ |
| BTCC | CAKE/USDT | $2.8M | Trade ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Pancakeswap V2 (BSC) | BNB Smart Chain | Cake / WBNB | $22.1M | $604,636.60 | Pool ↗ |
| Pancakeswap V3 (BSC) | BNB Smart Chain | Cake / USDT 0.25% | $6.5M | $1.5M | Pool ↗ |
| Pancakeswap V3 (BSC) | BNB Smart Chain | Cake / WBNB 0.25% | $5.0M | $293,839.37 | Pool ↗ |
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