“So stable it's almost sad.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
Context (shown, not scored)
Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
Derivatives positioning from Binance futures. Shown as context — not part of the Poof Index.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Optimism | 0x4200…0042 | Explorer ↗ |
| Exchange | Pair | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| BloFin | OP/USDT | $34.0M | Trade ↗ |
| Binance | OP/USDT | $9.2M | Trade ↗ |
| BTCC | OP/USDT | $4.6M | Trade ↗ |
| OKX | OP/USDT | $4.5M | Trade ↗ |
| WEEX | OP/USDT | $4.4M | Trade ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Velodrome Finance SlipStream | Optimism | OP / WETH 0.05% | $545,083.19 | $34,685.78 | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V3 (Optimism) | Optimism | OP / WETH 0.3% | $291,700.29 | $181,349.50 | Pool ↗ |
| Curve (Optimism) | Optimism | crvUSD / OP / CRV | $216,607.14 | $51,421.65 | Pool ↗ |
Links go to third-party sites and are not an endorsement. Always check the contract address before trading.