“Your grandma would approve. That should worry you.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
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Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0x96f6…985c | Explorer ↗ |
| BNB Smart Chain | 0x6085…d32e | Explorer ↗ |
| Solana | A1KLoB…Eto6 | Explorer ↗ |
| Arbitrum One | 0x35e0…9a9d | Explorer ↗ |
| Sui | 0x960b…USDY | Explorer ↗ |
| Aptos | 0xcfea…53cc | Explorer ↗ |
| Mantle | 0x5be2…c5a6 | Explorer ↗ |
| Sei | 0x54cd…e2a6 | Explorer ↗ |
| Mantra | ibc/67…618A | |
| Noble | ausdy | |
| Osmosis | ibc/23…A373 | |
| Plume Network | 0xd2b6…88b2 | |
| Stellar | USDY-G…DAZ6 | |
| Tempo | 0x20c0…eff9 |
| Exchange | Pair | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| Gate | USDY/USDT | $600,196.00 | Trade ↗ |
| LBank | USDY/USDT | $33,993.00 | Trade ↗ |
| Bybit | USDY/USDT | $3,038.55 | Trade ↗ |
| Aftermath Finance | 0X960B531667636F39E85867775F52F6/0XF325CE1300E8DAC124071D3152C5C5 | $610.53 | Trade ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Orca | Solana | USDY / USDC | $2.9M | $48,774.84 | Pool ↗ |
| Cetus | Sui | USDC / USDY 0.01% | $2.1M | $41,285.70 | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V4 (Ethereum) | Ethereum | USDY / USDC | $17,271.46 | $103,324.03 | Pool ↗ |
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