“Your grandma would approve. That should worry you.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
Context (shown, not scored)
Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
Derivatives positioning from Binance futures. Shown as context — not part of the Poof Index.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0xfaba…9be3 | Explorer ↗ |
| Exchange | Pair | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| Binance | ONDO/USDT | $12.6M | Trade ↗ |
| BloFin | ONDO/USDT | $10.1M | Trade ↗ |
| WhiteBIT | ONDO/USDT | $7.6M | Trade ↗ |
| XT.COM | ONDO/USDT | $7.5M | Trade ↗ |
| Gate | ONDO/USDT | $5.6M | Trade ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Uniswap V3 | Ethereum | ONDO / WETH 0.3% | $1.7M | $1.2M | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V4 (Ethereum) | Ethereum | CONDO / ONDO 1% | $318,912.88 | $32,658.94 | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V4 (Ethereum) | Ethereum | ONDO / ETH 0.3% | $274,432.59 | $158,687.94 | Pool ↗ |
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