“The least exciting coin in your portfolio. Congrats?”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
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Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0x64aa…f1d5 | Explorer ↗ |
| Solana | 2Xva1N…NG6K | Explorer ↗ |
| Base | 0x060c…dcc0 | Explorer ↗ |
| Arbitrum One | 0xf0cb…7028 | Explorer ↗ |
| Optimism | 0x060c…dcc0 | Explorer ↗ |
| Berachain | 0x1887…159c | Explorer ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Uniswap V3 | Ethereum | OHM / sUSDS 0.3% | $10.3M | $121,269.32 | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V3 | Ethereum | OHM / WETH 0.3% | $4.6M | $167,283.69 | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V3 | Ethereum | OHM / WETH 1% | $87,575.69 | $10,700.61 | Pool ↗ |
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