“So stable it's almost sad.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
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Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0x7523…a86c | Explorer ↗ |
| Okex Chain | 0xdf54…cfc2 | |
| Sora | 0x0080…abe9 |
| Exchange | Pair | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| OKX | OKB/USDT | $6.6M | Trade ↗ |
| GroveX | OKB/USDT | $3.1M | Trade ↗ |
| Gate | OKB/USDT | $2.2M | Trade ↗ |
| Tapbit | OKB/USDT | $809,104.00 | Trade ↗ |
| LBank | OKB/USDT | $787,872.00 | Trade ↗ |
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