“Nothing to see here. Literally nothing.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
Context (shown, not scored)
Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
Derivatives positioning from Binance futures. Shown as context — not part of the Poof Index.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Solana | 6p6xgH…GiPN | Explorer ↗ |
| Exchange | Pair | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| CoinUp.io | TRUMP/USDT | $109.9M | Trade ↗ |
| BitDelta | TRUMP/USDT | $15.7M | Trade ↗ |
| Binance | TRUMP/USDT | $12.7M | Trade ↗ |
| BloFin | TRUMP/USDT | $8.7M | Trade ↗ |
| OKX | TRUMP/USDT | $8.1M | Trade ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Meteora | Solana | TRUMP / USDC | $10.3M | $1.0M | Pool ↗ |
| Meteora | Solana | TRUMP / USDC | $10.1M | $4.8M | Pool ↗ |
| Raydium (CLMM) | Solana | TRUMP / USDC | $2.9M | $232,146.93 | Pool ↗ |
Links go to third-party sites and are not an endorsement. Always check the contract address before trading.