“So stable it's almost sad.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
Context (shown, not scored)
Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
Derivatives positioning from Binance futures. Shown as context — not part of the Poof Index.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0x58d9…c2b2 | Explorer ↗ |
| Base | 0xbaa5…0842 | Explorer ↗ |
| Arbitrum One | 0x40bd…df48 | Explorer ↗ |
| Katana | 0x1e5e…9e4e |
| Exchange | Pair | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| Binance | MORPHO/USDT | $1.9M | Trade ↗ |
| BVOX | MORPHO/USDT | $1.1M | Trade ↗ |
| GroveX | MORPHO/USDT | $1.0M | Trade ↗ |
| bitcastle | MORPHO/USDT | $788,998.00 | Trade ↗ |
| XT.COM | MORPHO/USDT | $727,312.00 | Trade ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Aerodrome SlipStream | Base | MORPHO / WETH 0.3% | $1.3M | $2.8M | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V3 (Base) | Base | MORPHO / WETH 0.3% | $874,231.65 | $1.1M | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V3 (Base) | Base | MORPHO / USDC 1% | $417,793.88 | $93,330.94 | Pool ↗ |
Links go to third-party sites and are not an endorsement. Always check the contract address before trading.