“Something smells. Probably fine. Probably.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
Context (shown, not scored)
Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
Derivatives positioning from Binance futures. Shown as context — not part of the Poof Index.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| BNB Smart Chain | 0xfe93…224f | Explorer ↗ |
| Cardano | 0691b2…4854 |
| Exchange | Pair | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| Binance | NIGHT/USDT | $3.0M | Trade ↗ |
| Gate | NIGHT/USDT | $2.8M | Trade ↗ |
| OKX | NIGHT/USDT | $2.0M | Trade ↗ |
| Kraken | NIGHT/USD | $1.6M | Trade ↗ |
| KuCoin | NIGHT/USDT | $1.5M | Trade ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Uniswap V3 (BSC) | BNB Smart Chain | NIGHT / USDT 1% | $51,274.03 | $97,395.21 | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V3 (BSC) | BNB Smart Chain | NIGHT / USDT 0.3% | $12,528.27 | $67,193.16 | Pool ↗ |
| Pancakeswap V3 (BSC) | BNB Smart Chain | NIGHT / WBNB 1% | $7,119.96 | $13,134.77 | Pool ↗ |
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