“Not a red flag yet. More of a salmon flag.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
Context (shown, not scored)
Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
Derivatives positioning from Binance futures. Shown as context — not part of the Poof Index.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| BNB Smart Chain | 0x22b1…31fa | Explorer ↗ |
| Exchange | Pair | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| BTCC | M/USDT | $115,993.00 | Trade ↗ |
| Gate | M/USDT | $112,770.00 | Trade ↗ |
| Bitget | M/USDT | $107,327.00 | Trade ↗ |
| Biconomy.com | M/USDT | $80,743.00 | Trade ↗ |
| MEXC | M/USDT | $67,280.00 | Trade ↗ |
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